Etna Tyr

Keeping
Rubber Ducky - You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Rabbit Plush - A fluffy winged rabbit to cuddle! At least since it's a plushie it won't pee on you.
Frosted Honey Bun - A delicious baked treat, individually wrapped.
Giant Pencil - This thing is defintely taller than you. ME HOY MINOY!
Poptato Chisps - Now with 100% daily requirement of grease.
Vuvuzela - A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Space-Duck Tape - It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
ACE Bandage - A cloth bandage suitable for a variety of uses.
Gas Mask - You know, because of the gas. What are you, my mother?
Trainer's Cap: An official Indigo Pokémon League logo cap, one of a run of only one hundred. Someone probably had to send in a lot of postcards for this.
Drawing Pad - A spiral-bound pad of thick paper. Or use it as a notebook, we're not the boss of you.
Clockwork Dog- A palm sized figure of a herding dog made of metal and gears with a wind-up key. A gift from Zephyr.
Vuvuzela - A large horn thBWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Senzu Beans - They say the legendary senzu bean can sustain a person for a full day, and heal all wounds! Too bad this is just a pack of licensed jelly beans.
Paper of Sending - Two small Post-It sized pieces of paper; writing on one causes the same writing to appear on the other. Once something is written, it can't be erased.
Helix Fossil: CONSULT THIS ANCIENT ROCK.
Paints - A small set of watercolors in basic colors. Includes a brush and small palette for mixing.
Puzzle Cube - A cube made up of smaller, multi-colored cubes. Try to get each side to match.

Trading
Diet Nuka - Use cautiously around Mintos.
A Pirate's Life For Me - Not an actual life, just the outfit. But you could MAKE it a life if you wanted, because a pirate is free. Eyepatch not included.
Yukata - Traditional Japanese clothing, in a variety of colors and patterns.
Bonbonribbon Dress - A cute pink dress, and it even comes with a little plush friend dressed to match!
The Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom - Holy shit this thing looks overpowered. Fortunately it's just a plastic replica.
Spandex Pants - The tightest of tight pants, excellent for doing body rolls.
Poptato Chisps - Now with 100% daily requirement of grease.
Frosted Honey Bun - A delicious baked treat, individually wrapped.
COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why.
Faygo - A fizzy beverage in Cherry flavor.
An Actual Live Chicken - HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK
LED Keychain - An actual light source, if a tiny one.
Cookie Tray - Are those chocolate chips or raisins? You'll have to try them to find out. Contains no Life Powder.
Air Minion: PRAISE THE DARK ONE! PRAISE THE DARK ONE!
LED Keychain - An actual light source, if a tiny one.
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is a guy in a weird suit.
FEATHERS - An ominous handful of black feathers, like those from a corvid.
Ghost Pepper Vodka - Drink responsibly.
The Lusty Argonian Maid: Who doesn't enjoy a little erotic lizard fiction?
Jar of Bees - Exactly what it says. You probably want to be very careful about opening it, if at all.
All Denim - It's an entire outfit made of blue denim. It's so 90's it hurts. And is probably slightly uncomfortable on a literal physical level.
Hand Mirror - Perfect for checking yourself out on the go.
Hand Mirror - Perfect for checking yourself out on the go.
Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is a guy in a weird suit.
Observation Journal: Final Hypothesis Part 1 - Pages of a journal written by one Masahiko Ogai. This piece of the final entry explains what he believes his daughter's kind actually are and how they are designed to invade other dimensions through reproduction.
Semi-Formal Outfit - Comes with the top hat to feel extra dapper.
All Denim - It's an entire outfit made of blue denim. It's so 90's it hurts. And is probably slightly uncomfortable on a literal physical level.
SEXY Pajamas - A light, comfortable set of pants and a button-up top, covered in glittery red hearts.
Mintos - The fresh? maker.
Origami Kit - An instructional how-to guide to folding paper.
Ocarina: A deceptively simple type of flute.

Traded/Consumed
Special Brownies - You know what the secret ingredient is. Peanut butter chips!
Tamagoyaki - The best damn homemade tamagoyaki you've ever had.
Sugar Cubes: Put 'em in a cup of tea...or just eat 'em out of your hand.
Childe's Hydro Daggers - Blue-tinted blades infused originally with the power of Hydro, and now function as regular sharp weaponry.
Microphone - A normal-looking microphone that has "Hypnosis Microphone - Phantom" etched along the top of the handle.
Cog - A brass cog, corroded on one side by a strange iridescent pattern one might almost call 'arcane'.